Dikt til dere enslige jenter der ute....

[Anonym bruker]

The perfect man is gentle—

Never cruel or mean.

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

 

The perfect man likes children

And will raise them by your side;

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride.

 

The perfect man loves cooking,

Cleaning, and vacuuming too

He’ll do anything in his power

To convey his feelings of love on you.

 

The perfect man is sweet,

Writing poetry from your name.

He’s a best friend to your mother

And kisses away your pain.

 

He never has made you cry

Or hurt you in anyway.

 

Oh, to heck with this endless poem: THE PERFECT MAN I GAY!!

[Snuppa!]

Hehe,så sant så sant

[Singelmamma og banden]

Ja, det skal jammen være sikkert du, min drømmemann fant sin drømmemann - så nå har barna mine to onkler... Han er ikke pappa til noen av mine dessverre....