VIKTIGE SANNHETER OM Å BLI GAMMEL

[temasti - vil ikke ha nr 4]

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1. Gammel blir du uansett. Å bli voksen er mer frivillig.

 

2. Glem helsekost! Du trenger alle de konserveringsmidler du kan få i deg.

 

3. Når du faller, lurer du på hva du kan foreta deg mens du nå en gang er der nede.

 

4. Du er i ferd med å bli gammel når du blir like begeistret i en gyngestol som du en gang ble i en berg-og-dalbane.

 

5. Det er frustrerende å vite alle svarene når ingen gidder å stille deg alle spørsmålene.

 

6. Tiden kan lege alle sår, men noen stor kosmetiker er den ikke.

 

7. Visdom kommer med alderen. Av og til kommer alderen helt alene.

 

[prekæs]

8. Alt siger nedover unntatt tannkjøttet:)

[Attpåklatten :-)™]

He he he.....jammen så sant atte!

[Gummelillan]

;-))))))

[Northernlights]

Har noen flere, men de er på engelsk:

 

 

25 Signs That You're Getting Old:

 

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

 

Your back goes out more often than you do.

 

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

 

Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

 

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

 

You sing along with the elevator music.

 

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

 

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

 

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

 

People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

 

You answer a question with, "Because I said so."

 

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

 

You take a metal detector to the beach.

 

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

 

Your ears are hairier than your head.

 

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

 

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

 

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

 

You find yourself smiling at this list.