Artig sang om svangerskap og fødsel =)

[Gjest Sauen venter jente nummer 2 =)]

Kjenner meg igjen i mye her ja!

 

Her er teksten:

 

You've bags under your eyes

You've got boobs to your knees

Your hand's full of poo and your bra's full of cheese

Your stomach is bloated your clothes do not fit

He still wants sex while you feel like shit

He begs for this favour not long after labour

It's like eating a meal after you've just been sick

 

And the boys at the office tell him I should give him what he wants

To this I say that they're a bunch of lalalalalalala

 

You bastard you cocked up it's you got me knocked up

Just cos you want me to have bigger tits

You're pleading, you're pining

Oh please stop your whining

You're not getting sex 'til the kid's 26

 

You say you want another child, another pregnancy

When you can poo a watermelon I'll agree

 

I could have been someone if you just hadn't come (along)

If I hadn't been so drunk and I'd said maybe

We'd be going out and stuff, now there's foreceps up my chuff

Pulling the head of a screaming 10lb baby

 

And the mums on Hornby Island* say keep breast feeding 'til they're four

If I do I won't have nipples anymore

 

And all the doctors told me that I'd need a stitch or ten

I say sew me up so I can't do this again.

 

*an island nearby with a reputation for being very wholesome!

[Kjærlighet <3]

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