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Fikk dette av faren min og synes det var som morsomt. Håper noen andre får en smil i dag. :-)

 

PREGNANCY

 

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

 

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

 

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

 

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

 

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

 

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

 

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

 

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

 

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

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hahahahahaha :)

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hehe, morsomt :P

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