Engelsk vits som godnatt hilsen herfra...enjoy! ;)

[phantomet]

HICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,

'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?

'Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'Suzy replied, 'Because when

you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just

takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.

'The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?

'Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,

Oh ! God, I'm coming! If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

 

The Nun fainted.

[ventos]

Hi-hi, godt det finns sterke pappaer:-))) Den var god!

 

:-)

[dritgrei hei hei!]

hehe

[Northernlights]

hehe =o)

 

 

MÅ bare legge inn en annen vits, som kanskje er best om man vet om alle engelske ordene for dette her:

 

*NEWSFLASH*

Tell ALL your friends that i can get 100 tampons for 1 dollar

... No Strings attached

...but for a limited period ONLY!

...A bloody good deal!

 

 

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Syntes den var ganske morsom =o)

 

 

POS: det mangler en W først i vitsen din, phantomet..