Never lie to a woman

[Anonym bruker]

A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go

fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends .

 

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that

Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for

a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office

& I will swing by the house to pick my things up"

 

" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

 

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,

did exactly what her husband asked.

 

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking

good.

 

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

 

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But

why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

 

You'll love the answer...

 

The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box ..."