Misforståtte sangtekster

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Aerosmith: «Love in an Elevator»

Rett: Love in an elevator...

Galt: Love with an Alligator...

 

Vengaboys: «Going to Ibiza»

Rett: Oh, we´re going to Ibiza...

Galt: Oh, we´re going to eat pizza...

 

Europe: «Final countdown»

Rett: It´s the final countdown

Galt: It´s the final downtown

 

Toni Braxton: «Unbreak My Heart»

Rett: Uncry these tears I´ve cried a million times so many times...

Galt: Untie the skirt I´ve tied a million times...

 

Deep Purple: «Smoke on the Water»

Rett: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky...

Galt: Slow walking Walter, the fire engine guy...

 

Europe: «The Final Countdown»

Rett: We´re heading for Venus...

Galt: We´re heading for peanuts...

 

Michael Jackson: «Thriller»

Rett: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...

Galt: Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together...

 

Jethro Tull: «Aqualung»

Rett: ...spitting out pieces of his broken luck...

Galt: ...spitting out pieces of his throat and lungs...

 

Jethro Tull: «Rocket Man»

Rett: I´m not the man they think I´m at home...

Galt: I´m not the mad they think I´m at all...

 

Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam: «Lost in Emotion»

Rett: Lost in emotion...

Galt: Lost in the ocean...

 

Live: «All Over You»

Rett: Our love is like water pinned down and abused...

Galt: Our love is like water peeing down on the ground...

 

Live: «All Over You»

Rett: Our love is like water ...

Galt: Our love is like Walter ...

 

ABBA: «Take A Chance On Me»

Rett: Listen to some music, maybe just talkin...

Galt: Listen to some music, maybe do cocaine...

 

Manfred Mann: «Do Wah Diddy»

Rett: I´m hers , she´s mine...

Galt: I´m hurt, she´s mad...

 

Marilyn Manson: «The Reflecting God»

Rett: I went to God just to see...

Galt: I wet a gorgeous disease...

 

Metallica: «Enter Sandman»

Rett: Gripping your pillow tight...

Galt: Ripping your pillow´s eyes...

 

Metallica: «Master of Puppets»

Rett: Obey your master...

Galt: You boring bastard...

 

The Musical Dreamgirls: «My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean»

Rett: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean... my Bonnie lies over the sea...

Galt: My body lies over the ocean...my body lies over the sea...

 

Blues Brothers: «Soul Man»

Rett: I´m a Soul Man...

Galt: I was SO MAD...

 

Oasis: «Wonderwall»

Rett: ...and after all, you´re my wonderwall.

Galt: ...and I feel raw. . .

 

Eagles: «Hotel California»

Rett: She was Tiffany twisted....

Galt: She was definitely twisted...

 

Pink Floyd: «The Wall»

Rett: We don´t need no education/ We don´t need no thought control.

Galt: We don´t need no medication / we don´t need no birth control.

 

Mothers Finest: «Flirting With Disaster»

Rett: Crusin´ down the road, Flirtin´ with disaster...

Galt: Crusin´ down the road, Fartin´ bits of plaster...

 

Pulp: «Sorted for E´s and Wizz»

Rett: Tell me when the spaceship lands, ´cause all this has just got to mean something.

Galt: Tell me when the spaceship lands ´cause Elvis has just got to meet some fans.

 

Jule-/kirkesangeRett: «The First Noel»

Rett: Born is the king of Israel...

Galt: Barney´s the king of Israel...

 

Jule-/kirkesangeRett: «Hark the Herald Angels Sing»

Rett: With angelic host proclaim...

Galt: Toast and jelly toast proclaim...

 

Jule-/kirkesangeRett: «Lead on, oh King Eternal»

Rett: Lead on, oh King eternal...

Galt: Lead on, oh kinky turtle...

 

Queen: «Another One Bites The Dust»

Rett: Another one bites the dust.

Galt: Another one rides the bus.

 

Queen: «Push It»

Rett: Ah, Push it!

Galt: Aw, Bullshit!

 

T.L.C.: «Waterfalls»

Rett: Don´t go chasin´ waterfalls...

Galt: Don´t go, Jason Waterfalls...