les og le =)

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If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humour impaired!

 

 

The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted

It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any

officer

or senior enlisted man who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000

for

every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his

body.

Those applying got to choose what those two points would be.

 

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of

 

his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked

out

with a bonus of $72,000.

 

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be

measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked

out with $96,000.

 

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Sergeant

Major who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From

the tip of my weenie to my testicles."

 

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider,

explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had

received.

 

But the old Marine insisted and they decided to go along with him

Providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical

officer arrived and instructed the Sergeant Major to "drop 'em," which

he did..

 

The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of his weenie and

began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your

testicles?"

 

The old Sergeant Major calmly replied, "Vietnam."

 

[Gjest]

HAHAHAHA, Stilig!!

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HÆHÆHÆHÆ!!!!! *klaskesegpålåra*!!!

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[Gjest]

Den var god =)