hehe-INSTALLING A HUSBAND

[25.nov.08 og 14.07.06]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

 

Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed

a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in

the

flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other

valuable

programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then

installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and

Golf

Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6

simply

crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems,

but to no avail.

 

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

 

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

While

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and

try to

 

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0

update. If

that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically

run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember,

overuse

f the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy

Silence

2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly

5.5.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus

in

the

background that will eventually seize control of all your System

resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0

program.

 

These are un-supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have

limited

memory

and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying

additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Food

 

3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

 

Good Luck,

 

Tech Support

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