Dere som deltok i debatten om tips og service i en bar

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[Anonym bruker]

Jeg tror forresten at jeg bare limer det inn:

 

"1. Our names are NOT "Hey" or "Yo", nor do we respond to whistles or banging your bottle or glass on the bar! If you ever do get your drink you can be sure we will serve everyone else at the bar before we decide to serve you.

 

2. Mouth closed, money out! Just because we look at you, doesn't mean we're ready for you! Just because we haven't looked at you doesn't mean that we don't know you are there. WE KNOW YOU ARE THERE!

 

3. If we are making drinks, do NOT say, "When you get a chance." When we get a chance, you will know!

 

4. Never....ever...."EVER".... touch the bartender!

 

5. DO NOT tell us you bartend too! We'll know if you do or don't by the way you conduct yourself!

 

6. There is NO SUCH DRINK called 'Kettle One and Vodka'!!!

 

7. If you order a "Diet Rum and Coke" instead of "rum and Diet Coke", we will look at you like the drunk asshole idiot that you are!

 

8. DO NOT start the order off with, "GIVE ME A STRONG DRINK!" You are guaranteed to have the WEAKEST DRINK EVER!!

 

9. DO NOT say "I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU" if you don't know what that means! $1.00 tip is NOT taking care of us! I REPEAT!!!! LEAVING ONE DOLLAR ($1.00) IS "NOT" TAKING CARE OF US!!!!!!!!!

 

***10. We don't care who you are or who you know - the guy before you hit on us too... and the guy before him and the guy before him... We're bartenders, --WE'RE NOT GOING HOME WITH YOU!!!!!

 

11. Waving your money at us just annoys us - We know you're there and we'll get to you when we get to you!!!

 

12. NO TIPPIE, NO DRINKIE! (Go back and read rule #9 again)

 

13. Do not COMPLAIN ABOUT PRICES!! Jesus.......if you want to act like a big shot and order an expensive drink.....don't ruin it by complaining about the price. Order something cheaper next time.

 

14. Yes, there IS alcohol in it! If you can't taste it, you've drank too much and I should cut you off! IF you want me to put another shot in it, you will pay for it.

 

15. NO SLEEPING ON THE BAR! if we wanted to see you sleep we would go home w/ you. (Read rule ten again)

 

16. Don't ask me to name EVERY beer in stock. You know what the hell you drink so just order it and stop wasting my time. I'll tell you if I don't have it.

 

17. If you are ordering food, don't ask me to read the menu to you. I am not your personal assistant. If you can't order your own food than don't leave the house.

 

18. If you do tip us well and we buy you a drink, DO NOT announce to the WHOLE bar that the Bartender "hooked you up"…You will never get another free drink again!!!!

 

19. Please do not tell us your personal "stories" b/c we don't care and quite frankly....we just don't have the time. Just give us your order and tip us in dollars...not with paper roses or old valentines day candy.

 

20. Don't come to my bar and act like a big dog just because you are wearing a suit. Chances are I make more than you do and have more fun doing it so take a step back, relax and get over yourself.

 

21. If by some chance you've mustered up the courage to pass your phone number over the bar without my asking, flattered as I may be....I still may not call you so don't get all pissy and give me dirty looks on future visits to my bar.

 

22. DO NOT assume that we are allowed to give a few drinks away because not all bars are the same. And certainly DO NOT ask me for a free drink because you tipped me well. As much as I appreciate your generosity........I can assure you that your tip will not be enough to pay my bills for the month.

 

23. DO NOT ask me the price of every drink before you order. The only question you're allowed is "Do you have any specials?" Order what you want to drink. It's early, if you find that choice was to expensive for your taste, you have plenty of time to adjust your next drink choice accordingly. Note: Beer costs less than hard liquor. Domestics cost less than imports. Anything you've learned to drink from rap videos or Hollywood movies is usually priced out the ass so either bring a lot of cash to the bar or stop trying to be a high roller. OH, and IF U DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TIP ALONG WITH PURCHASING THAT HIGHLY PRICED DRINK......U DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE DRINK. PERIOD YO!!!! You know who you are.

 

24. When ordering a mixed drink, the liquor comes before the mixer. Don't order a cranberry with vodka! It is vodka and cranberry.

 

25. When you finally get our attention do not turn around and then ask your group of friends what they want. We will walk away and make you wait until you are actually ready to order and that would be nice. We may make you wait longer!

 

26. Just be respectful and I'm sure you will see a difference in your bartender's response time. I know it's hard for some of you to understand what that means. If you still don't know, go back and read this whole thing over and over until you grasp a firm understanding of the concept. Thank you!!!! Now go have a good time.

 

27. Do NOT string-order your drinks. Tell me what you want... your FULL order, if I forget, I will ask YOU. If I come to you with your 2 little drinks and you say, " and can I get..." NO, you cant. I am busy, there are other people waiting, and you should've told me the first time I asked you what you wanted. Now you'll have to wait.

 

28. Do NOT ask me for a free drink on your birthday. Do you go to the grocery store and ask for a free loaf of bread too? Do you go to the gas station and ask for free gas? If I want to buy you a drink, I will if I feel like it. NOT just because its your birthday...

 

29. When you say, "I tip at the end of the night." or " I'll take care of you later." we already know you're going to be a cheap-ass and not tip at all. Nice try.

 

30. (Referring to #1) Even if you DO know my name, yelling it across the bar will not get me to serve you any quicker. As a matter of fact, it will probably annoy the piss out of me and will once again result in you waiting longer.

 

31. If you want the other bartender to serve you, don't ask me to get them for you. If you're standing in front of me, that is most likely my station and no, I wont go get them for you. Walk your happy ass down to the other end of the bar and get them yourself. I might throw in that you're probably not as special as you think and now you'll probably wait longer, because I could have served you.

 

32. (Refering #4) Do NOT lean as far as you can over the bar, in case I didn't see you. I see you. Really, I do.

 

33. If you use a credit/debit card, do NOT make me continuously run your card through for just one round. Open a tab. When you close it, be sure you are not going to want anything else. I am not going to run your credit card all night long each time you just want "one more round." Also, cash tips are always better! Thanks.

 

34. If you spill your drink because you're drunk, then NO, I'm not giving you another one. You don't need another one if you cant hold on to the one I just made you. Also, if you tell me, "someone threw my drink away." well too bad! You shouldn't have left it unattended anyways!

 

35. If you want to buy a drink for "that girl over there" then I hope you know what she's drinking. I don't. And no, I wont go find out, or leave the bar to serve it to her.

 

36. Last call is LAST CALL! FINISH YOUR DRINK AND GET THE FUCK OUT! No, you cant stay after everyone else has left. You're not the only friend I have, nor are the first person to ask. Just leave before you get yelled at, or I do!

 

37. If I am nice enough to call a taxi for you, you better be outside when it gets there. Enough said.

 

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I POSTED THIS JUST FOR FUN PEOPLE. I COPIED IT FROM SOMEONE'S MYSPACE POST. IF THIS SERIOUSLY UPSETS YOU TO READ, GET A LIFE AND DON'T JOIN THE GROUP, SIMPLE AS THAT.

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---The following are rules LOTS of people have come up with from their personal experience---

 

 

38: You may observe that I occasionally make drinks for some people more quickly than I do for you - this may be because they are friends, family, friends or family of my co-workers or the owner, fantastic tippers, or that they have followed the rules more accurately than you have. It is also possible that I am feeling salty, or that their bottle of Bud Light is quicker to grab than your Bloody Mary (with a twist). Don't take this personal . . . actually, go ahead and take it personally, I don't mind.

 

39: I am allowed to drink at my job (in fact, it is almost expected), but I must keep my inebriation to a tolerable and professional level - enough booze to have fun, but not enough to impair my abilities to walk, talk, count, work or make simple judgments. I have trained myself well at this, through years of trail and error. As such, I have literally NO respect for someone who CANNOT do this, someone who plays the 'oh, shit, I'm drunk' victim-card. Learn your own limits, asshole, because if you are fucked up enough to be even the slightest bit annoying to me, then I will hate you forever and I will treat you like the dog-scum you are. You ordered the drinks, you drank the drinks, you knew their was booze in there, and your low-ass tolerance is shameful to both of us.

 

Drinking is fun, and bars are fun, but getting shitty and being shitty are unbecoming of an adult.

 

40. When ordering a large amount of shots for you and your friends, ordering the same shot - for example 7 SoCo limes - is a helluva lot faster than ordering 1 SoCo lime, 1 Jaeger bomb, 1 red-headed slut, 1 kamikaze... etc. You'll get your drinks a LOT faster and your bartender will be a LOT LESS annoyed and might even cut you a deal. Happy bartenders = happy bars!

 

41. If you order the rail/well special and don't say what you want, i will give you Tequila and Coke and you will like it! Cause you don't know what is going on! Learn how to order a drink dumbass

 

42. If you are being an ass at last call, and you accidentally give me an extra twenty when closing your tab, you better believe that I am going to keep it!

 

43. When ordering a drink, please talk to me, and not my boobs. Yes, girls wear shirts to show them off and get better tips, but they can't hear you when you order a drink, and I sure as hell am gonna think you're kind of a creepo for not looking me in the eye.

 

44. We don't care if you know the owner. You're still not getting a free drink unless he personally orders it for you. and dont try and get special treatment by saying your good friends with the owner. EVERYONE is good friends with the owner. if hes such a good friend of yours, call his cell and get him down here... oh you dont know his cell phone number? course not...

 

45. When you're having fun with many friends and that you ask for the drinks bill please be ready to pay quickly and never ever tell me : I'll pay my 2 beers, my friend there pay 2 sex on the beach, he's paying one round of shot's and a vodka cranberry, he's...and so on...

 

We don't have time to waste for shits like that (especially when we're busy), so please do it like that : someone pay the whole bill and you'll arrange yourself for who have to pay for what outside of the bar!!

 

46. Don't try to impress girls by ordering a "single malt on the rock's" when after that you ask me why there are ice cubes in your glass!!

 

You're not in a movie, if you don't know what something like "on the rock's" means you'd better to order something like a beer, the perfect drink for the perfect farmer you are..

 

47. If you order a rum and coke while your friend orders an Alabama Slammer or a long island ice tea, please do not freak out at the fact that his/her glass is larger than yours because it will just make you look foolish (to put it nicely)...as someone said before, if you ever have a doubt, please just order a beer.

 

48. We don't care who you are, what you do, or who you know, hollar, whistle, wave your hands, or snap your fingers at us to get our attention while we're taking an order or making a drink puts you at the ass end of the line...for the rest of the night. We have eyes, we can see your drink is empty and we'll get you one when we get you one...shut the hell up and be patient.

 

49. If I tell you that you don't have a tab open it means: a) you opened it with a server, you opened it at a different bar in the building or c) you closed it 10 minutes ago and are too hammered to remember. Don't go to every bartender asking for your card...I'm sober or more sober than you, and got it right the first time.

 

50. And don't waste my time telling me how hot you think the female bartenders are. I work with them, so I already know this. And the answer is always "yes, she has a boyfriend" because it saves you the embarrassment of being rejected and her the time listening to you. Chances are she's going to see you get shit faced and make out with a lagoon creature anyway, so just save your breath for the troll you're taking home tonight.

 

51. Do not be shocked or surprised at all if I make you a big round of drinks, especially when I am busy, and you tip like shit, that I am not shy in telling you in front of everyone, to fuck off and never come to me again. That stupid deer in the headlights look like you have no idea what I am talking about makes you look like a cheap moron. You want to avoid this, tip well.

 

52. And for the love of God, do not waste my time by simply coming up and ordering a glass of water. Unless I have been giving you drinks all night, you tipped well, and you need the water, I will skip over you again and again until all the paying customers get what they want. It's tedious and annoying and chances are your cheap ass isn't going to tip for it. You want faster service, drop a tip in my jar when you ask for the glass of water or go to the water fountain that we have. That's what it is there for.

 

53. For the sake of the bartender's sanity, please DO NOT bang or pound on our bar. We are not your personal assistants, and do not answer to the snap of your finger, or to a bell. Doing so will result in the bartender telling you off, and not serving you, or possibly if you have pissed us off enough, we'll get you kicked out, or sent to another bar. This REALLY fucking pisses off bartenders.

 

54. Do not touch things on MY bar that is not yours. Keep your dirty hands out of my fruit, off of my straws, and away from my napkins. Chances are you're covered in some else's vomit or spit... please keep those germs to yourself.

 

55. DO NOT THROW THINGS. If your buddy is on the other side of the bar don't throw your ice at him to get his attention. Walk your stupid ass over there and talk to him. And if you hit me with something in your drunken attempts to get their attention you will leave the bar soaking wet, I don't care if you're dressed nice or if its 10 degrees outside. You shouldn't act like such a jack ass!

 

56. if you rented out the bar and the beer and drinks have been prepaid for, don't just order your drinks and NOT tip. Its not like i wanted to come in 2 hours before my shift would normally start so i can poor drinks for nothing, bc i will get on the loud speaker and call every single one of your cheap ass's out!!

 

57. Don't order shots for you and your friends then add in there to make one for myself, then when the total comes you pissed because its so expensive. Just because you think your being "smooth" by telling me to take one also, doesn't mean you aren't going to be paying for that one also.

 

58:.Don't think that because you are of the opposite sex that you can sweet-talk, intimidate, or seduce an extra drink out of me. If I were that easy to persuade, I sure as hell wouldn't be working here. The only things that will get you preferential treatment are politeness (again, tastelessly hitting on a bartender is not polite) and generous tipping - I don't care how hot you think you are.

 

59. When ordering a round of shots, don't be a douche bag and have me make 6 and then decide you need three more after I'm done making them. Also when ordering shots: layered shots are cool looking yes. However, don't be a dick and order 15 of them when the bar is packed.

 

60. the bar is not SELF-SERVICE, hence, the reason for tipping. That means, DO NOT help yourself to anything across the bar including the garnish tray, the straws and napkins, or glasses under the bar!

 

61. Do not PRETEND or FAKE tipping us! We WILL know if you tip whether we're looking at you or turned away! Doing the motions of the tip and then walking away just makes you look remedial, and you will suffer for it if you dare come back to our station again!

 

62. Yes, the club is loud on the dance floor, I think its time to adjust your hearing buddy because I've lost the ability to now hear what you want me to get you. DON'T grab me by the neck pull me towards you and scream into my ear. I'm not your mate. Oh and it's called enunciation, if you're drunk enough to ask for a drink, at least make an effort!

 

63. If I've cut you off, it's cause either you're drunk staggering and about to make a real ass out of yourself..you've tripped over nothing and spilled your drink on someone...or maybe...it's just time for you to leave cause everyone (including me) wants you to go!

Take it personal, if you want...but, it IS my call!

 

64.When i say its time to leave... its time to leave! I stopped getting paid 10 minutes ago and believe it or not I'm not drunk, I'm not having "the best night ever dude!" and i want to go home and wash that bar smell off my body! Put down the drink, it's obvious you're not going to finish it, and stumble your way out the door to the nearest cab... I just want you the hell out!

 

65. If you think you have been short changed it could be for one of the following reasons: 1) your too drunk to count 2) when the bartender told you how much the round cost you decided it was a better idea to turn around to your mate and finish your conversation 3) you've been a complete arsehole, and the bartender has decided that it's his/her right to take knobhead tax!

(Knobhead tax is quite frequent in bars that attract arseholes, which in your case is what you are, so if you want to pay the proper price for your selected beverages follow the rules, we'll be good on your pocket. A smile never hurts either, we are only doing our job.)

 

66. "leaning across the bar to flick off draft beer taps. We're on our way already and haven't forgotten about it! Its our beer I'm pouring until you've handed over that sweaty note you've been waving around for the last 5 minutes..."

 

67. If I've cut you off, it's cause either you're drunk staggering and about to make a real ass out of yourself..you've tripped over nothing and spilled your drink on someone...or maybe...it's just time for you to leave cause everyone (including me) wants you to go!

Take it personal, if you want...but, it IS my call!

 

68. If I make your drinks and then you decide you want a pint of Guinness, you are simply a DUMB ASS!!

 

69. This is my job, I know what I'm doing. If I'm putting ice into a wine glass or a martini glass it's to chill it for you, I am not a moron and 'totally misunderstood' what you mean by a large glass of Chardonnay, thinking you wanted a soda water instead. Questioning me like this is just going to get you to the end of the line!

 

70. It´s not cool to order a 100$-bottle of wine, chuck down half of it and then complain that "the wine is off", send it back and act like an insulted ass and stalk off when five employees come to the verdict that it´s JUST FINE- we´re all pros, we drink A LOT and KNOW our alcohol. Besides, wine is fermented grape juice- technically, it IS off...

 

71. Contrary to how loud you think the music is, bartenders can hear almost anything and everything inappropriate you say...keep talking and you're bound to be ignored!

 

72. If i hear you tell some one that you are a good tipper or that you always take care of the bar staff, don't be surprised if I laugh. I know who are a good tippers and they never bring it up.

 

73. It is not because I am a barmaid and that I work in a place where people are there to meet people that I want to meet you! So don't think we go to every date customers invited us on, and don't feel like you re the only one to do it!

 

74. I am working mate, even if it is behind a bar. So don't tell me i am not fun just because i didn't drink the 5th shot of tequila you bought me!

 

75. (this one's from London) Don't ask me me to top up your pint. Especially don't say "Top up my pint mate!"

We know it is the law in UK and if you ask we have to. and all the customers are right...

But it is not with that half centimeter more of lager in your glass that you're going to be more drunk. Most of the time you are already.

 

76. Don't ask for champagne when you just want sparkling wine. We hate it when we've corrected you and you still insist on calling it champagne. If you were cultured enough to know what real fucking champagne is, then you would never have given the honor of calling that cheap shit champagne in the first place.

 

77. When the line is 8 deep, don't order a green apple martini, or a pink lady or something stupid like that...repeat after me: rum-coke, pils-ner, vodka-diet...and if your bartender is kind enough to make your green apple martini when they're slammed busy, don't take a sip, and say, no you don't make it right...you're NOT getting your money back, I'm NOT making you another one, and you're a douche for ordering it in the first place.

 

78. Leave your nickels and dimes in your piggy bank.

 

79. Who orders 1 shot? Get a friend.

 

80. (This apparently is an issue in Fiji): DO NOT try to hold the bar up trying to look sexy, trying to pick me up, or make eyes at me then proceed to spit on the floor over and over again. This is a respectable bar NOT a urinal. We DO NOT come to your home and spit on your floor so DO NOT spit on ours.Take note, I am not interested in you & you will NOT be served again. Also keep in mind you will be escorted out the door by the burly bouncers twice your scrawny ass spitting size...and we don't care if you are of royal status or not you will be taken out.

 

81. When the line is 8 deep and you’ve been waiting 5 minutes to be served. When we ask you what you want don’t say…”ahhhh I’m not sure”. You are now NOT going to be served for another five minutes!

 

82. So you think you gave me a twenty and I gave you a change for a ten? I'm pretty sure you're the drunk one and I'm the sober one so we're going to go with the rule "The Bartender is Always Right".

 

83. If you r ordering a product which can be served in more than one way, for example a beer which we stock in bottles as well as on the tap, please specify which you would like when u place your order. DO NOT watch us pour 3 Heineken's from the tap then tell us you wanted bottles. If you wanted bottles you should have asked, or @ least stopped us @ the 1st one! Now drink up and tell us your correct order next time.

 

84. If your friend orders you the wrong drink, that is your problem with your friend. Please DO NOT involve us with something like "My friend ordered me a bourbon & coke but I wanted a scotch & coke." ...then expect a free drink. Just order yourself another drink.

 

85. If you are ever caught stealing or trying to steal our tips, YOU WILL BE GONE, and not necessarily in a nice way.

 

86. (I thought this was kind of funny): If you lean over the bar waving $ to get served before it's your turn (and despite how chaotic it looks in that bar, we know. It's our job.), it's ours. I dont care how big or small that $ is, I'm grabbing it. Your side of the bar = your money, our side = it's a tip.

 

87. I don't care how long you've been at sea for or how well you tip, if you make obscene gestures at the servers or bartenders (i.e. sticking your tongue between your fingers), you had better be very apologetic when you are being escorted out by security or a nap is in your near future

 

88. If you leave the bar for an hour and come back...don't be pissed off because we ask you for your ID again. We check hundreds of id's every single night and we are NOT going to remember you, we look at your id for 2 seconds. So yes we need to see it again. don't be mad at me, plus it's the law! And we don't want to jeopardize our jobs or our bar.

 

89. Do not, upon receiving your beer, hand your pint back to me and ask me to top it up. That little line that says 'pint' about an inch below the rim of the glass (or about 3 inches on the Stella glasses) is how much you paid for, and freaking out over an ounce of beer is probably going to get you cut off.

 

90. Never, ever, at an Irish pub, ask the bartender to spoon the head off your Guinness. I'll just ask for your ID because anyone who's ever been in a bar before knows what a Guinness is supposed to look like.

 

91. When you order a Stella from the bartender, and he puts a Kilkenny on the bar with a little piece of paper that says 'Kilkenny' on it, don't pick it up and drink it. Stella and Kilenny don't look anything alike, and you just paid for two beers, you drunk dumbass.

 

92. If a customer comes to the bar with 2 bottles of beer and the identifying labels are removed, when you ask for 2 more and I give you two brown bottles, do not be pissed that you got bud light instead of miller lite, you got exactly what you asked for, 2 brown bottles.

 

93. Just because you know the bartenders name doesn't mean they know you. If you are going to try to yell at a bartender across the bar, make sure they know your name!

 

94. If you order a drink that needs to be shaken in order to taste good, do not complain that I "took soooo much longer than that guy bartender" getting your beers. Please refer to the rules that clearly state "bottled beer comes faster than ANYTHING else. If I decide to serve you again, I will not shake it in order to serve you faster, you'll taste the difference.

 

95. Weekends are busy, me working hard sometimes might mean I'm not grinning ear-to-ear. You want to put me in a 'smiley' mood? Please don't say "Smile!" a hundred times. PLEASE because you will get just the opposite effect.

 

96. (Not sure if I added this one) I wouldn't tell you how to do your job, so don't tell me how to do mine.

 

97. When you refuse service to an idiot who tells you that his money pays my salary. Your money also pays the salary of the secuurity guard kicking you out!!

 

98. (This is from Australia) NO MAKING OUT AT THE BAR!!!! We don't want to see it and neither does anyone else. You're also taking up valuable bar space that someone buying drinks could be using. One warning and then you feel the wrath of the post-mix gun!!!! (This is a message he added after: I dunno if you call it post-mix in the US? If you don't, it's the high-pressure soda gun that mixes in your syrups)

 

99. (from UK) If I id (card) you, it is because I genuinely think you are under age. If you respond nicely without ID I may turn a blind eye. If you moan, complain or give me "I was drinking before you were born" or "Do I look underage?" Then I will become total bitch and call my mate "Big Dan" who will escort you out in the most embarrasing way I can think of!

 

100. (I think something personal went on with the person who sent me this, but it's funny) just because you're a cop you don't get to drink for free. yes, your entire crew did run up that $90 tab, and yes we do expect you to pay for it, especially since you're all rude, your cow of a girlfriend being the biggest offender, you don't tip worth shit, and you leave the place a mess. fuck me? what kind of car do i drive? a blue and white crown vic, asshat

 

101. I may have gone to your school, you never talked to me--and neither did your friends. You never said hi when I did--and neither did your friends. Now you come up to me and say "Heyyyy" and you THINK I'm going to treat you like a special person and give you good drinks because "Oh my gosh you think I'm hot" now. Think again buddy.

 

102. Please ladies, we aren't trying to fuck your men..so don't come up to the bar with him just to give me evil looks. you are lame. please stop. I don't want your boyfriend...if I did, he would be mine.

 

103. Don't come up to the bar, take forever figuring out which 3 drinks you want to order, then ask how much it is if ur holding a bill such as a fifty. Obviously it's less than $50, so pay take ur drinks and go away!

 

104. Don't order a martini at a cocktail bar and then send it back saying 'this tastes like pure alcohol'

 

105. If your being an asshole, don't ever ever threatened me with 'oh yeah what you going to do?' cos no mater what you've done i will kick u out!

 

106. When you come in to a bar,check that you have money to pay your drinks.We won't leave you a tab open for next weekend or we will not wait for you to go borrow money from your friends.If you don't have money,stay at home!

 

107. Just because I've served you before deoesn't mean I will remember what you drank. Do you know how many people I'm waiting on? That goes for remembering your name too.

 

108. If the sign says "No service in this area" don't stand there on a Friday night shouting orders at me, I'm not going to serve you, go to the back of the line and wait like everyone else .

 

109. If you were the arsehole who took the piss out of me and bullied me at school, don't come into the bar, recognize me and say "ayup mate, you going to sort me out with a drink?" and act as if we are best friends. You are not my friend and doing that proves how much of a dick you were and still are. (I think this was more of a personal issue)

 

110. Just because we might have kissed like 10 years ago, doesn't mean you get served faster, or that you don't have to tip.

 

111. Don't expect faster service because you're a "regular", unless you actually tip. By being a regular you should know how the system works.

 

112. We are not your personal assistant or caretaker. No I will not watch/hold your purse, cellphone, hats, coats, or whatever you shouldn't have brought with you. BEHING THE BAR IS NOT A COAT CLOSET. Leave it in your car or leave it home. The only thing you need is cash/credit card/ID.

 

113. If you run a tab and don't settle up at the end of the night, there is a reason you had to give me your credit card. Don't get pissy when you come in to retrieve your Card and find that we have not only run the card through for you tab, but add or 20%. There are to many arseholes out there that make a habit of it and never, i repeat NEVER, leave a tip.

 

114. NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER come up to the bar right after you hear us call last call and ask us to close out your tab. When we call last call every swinging pecker in the bar is going to come running up and try to get a last drink in that five minute. We are not going to stop serving just to cash you out. If you waited till five minute to two to come up, you can now wait till after two. Suck it, your a d- and more then likely aren't going to tip so piss off.

 

115. If we say no it means no. If we say leave, it means leave.

 

116. (Referring #28) If it's your birthday and I've met you maybe once before, I might give you a free drink if I like you; but don't just come straight up to me without even a "Hello" and say "It's my birthday". Well done, would you like a gold medal?

 

 

117. If we decide to serve you in plastic, it's because we are too busy to find a clean one, clean it, wipe it, and make the drink. When it's quicker to just use the pile of plastic cups in front of me. Besides considering plastic doesn't get used over and over again, it’s probably cleaner. Don't ask for a glass or why "that guy" has glass and you don't. You have the same amount of alcohol in your drink. Be happy we're serving you and not ignoring you.

 

118. (This is an issue at Aces Bar inside Skycity Casino in Auckland, NZ) Don't give me the exact amount when paying for your drinks and then say keep the change, doing this only makes u look like a cheap jackass and pisses me off.

 

119. If you order a pint of Guinness, and EXPECT a pint of Guinness, then expect to wait at least the 119 seconds it takes to pour a perfect pint. Shitty comments made while I'm allowing your draught to settle will make you wait longer, ya heard?? (Totally coincidence that this was 119 on the list)

 

120. When I'm off work and sitting at a bar somewhere else, feel free to say hi, but please limit it to that. Do not sit down next to me, do not stand and chat with me for a while, because, while I am the bartender who served you earlier or yesterday, I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND. I am there, enjoying myself OFF work, with my actual friends and my only interest in you is when I'm on the clock. If you sit down next to me, I'll move or ask you to move.

 

121. Please do not borrow my pen and not return it. It is not my responsibility to supply you with the necessary items to get a name and number, especially at the end of the night!

 

122. (This was an issue in Naples, FL) No, I will not accept your ID that I have no way of verifying from whatever country you came from! This is America and you needed a passport to get here, right? You brought it on the plane, you can bring it to the bar. Stop bitching in a language I don't speak and go back to your hotel.

 

123. Have your money ready when i give you your drinks. I don't have the time to wait for you to hunt and seach your bag/wallet/pockets/jacket/ for the money. And I don't have time for you to ask your friends for their share either. And "spliting the bill" at the bar is a bitch. Figure it out BEFORE you order the drinks.

 

124. Just give me your ID, no you don't look 18, that's why I’m asking, so don't tell me how long it's been since you've been ID'd, I don't care.

 

125. Just because you think you and your friends are hot does not mean I’m going to give you free shots or knock some drinks off your tab. I work in a bar. I work with pretty girls and serve pretty girls all the time so don't think you're the first hot girl to talk to me tonight. And definitely don't ask me if "these drinks are free right?" Just be nice and don't ruin the way you look by treating me like the drooling idiots on your side of the bar.

 

126. (Slightly harsh, but understood) If you not working in the bar or sleeping, actually not planning to, with someone who is working in the bar, when the lights come on GO THE FUCK HOME!!!!! We all have places we want to go, beers we want to drink, and people we want to sleep with so stop wasting my fun time and FUCK OFF... no one wants to hear your sob story of one more drink please, or how you did not hear last drinks called.....not my fucking problem get your sorry arse out of my fucking bar now dumb fuck.

 

127. (I’ve been a server too so this is very true) If you not working in the bar or sleeping (actually not planning to)with someone who is working in the bar, when the lights come on GO THE FUCK HOME!!!!! We all have places we want to go, beers we want to drink, and ppl we want to sleep with so stop wasting my fun time and FUCK OFF... no one wants to hear your sob story of one more drink please, or how you did not hear last drinks called.....not my fucking problem get your sorry arse out of my fucking bar now dumb fuck.

 

128. Waving your hand and screaming for a drink in my face will elicit the exact opposite reaction of which you desire. i.e. you will die of thirst.

 

129. Please...when you see that the bar is 3 people deep, do NOT order for you and the person next to you that you THOUGHT was ahead of you. we see you. we know who's next. and when we get you both drinks and assume you're together and ring them up and you then say "oh...no...we're separate..." and have to figure it out...it's annoying as hell and you'll be thirsty for the rest of the night. especially if you then add drinks for your friends one at a time.

 

130. (From Vegas) If you are stupid enough to use a fake ID, don't be surprised when I confiscate it to give to the police. This is my job, douchebag. You're pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining when you use that thing. Yes, I've seen North Dakota licenses before, I'm a bartender in freakin' Las Vegas! If it says "guaranteed, valid, authentic, secure," that is a sure sign that it is none of the above! If you cry like a six year old with a skinned knee, I'll certainly know I made the right call.

 

131. When you walk into a bar please take a moment to look around. Don't walk up to bar that clearly has no taps and ask "what do you have on draft?" If you don't see a blender on the bar don't order a Pina Colada. Ect...Pay attention. Asking stupid questions just makes you look stupid and will probably cause us to leave you and thus you have lost your turn to order.

 

132. If you order a drink, don't walk away to say something to your friend or dance for a min, because the DJ is playing "your song". Are you a f#*@ing idiot? The last thing I want is to do wait for you and I don't trust you to wait for me to tell you how much it is. So if I'm waiting on you, you will be waiting significantly longer your next "attempt" to get a drink, if you get one at all. Order, wait patiently, and don't forget to tip.

 

133. If you're broke, order a draft. If you're just cheap, stay at home.

 

134. If you're on a date, sitting at the bar, and don't tip, don't make the mistake of leaving her at the bar while you're in the bathroom because I will tell her what a cheap ass douche you are, and that has NEVER worked out well for you!

 

135. Bartenders are OBSERVANT. We see you when you walk up. You fall in order as such, even if I am walking around and it seems my head is down, I still see you!!!! So don't "hey" me, don't waive your money at me. The only way to get bumped up in line is to be my friend, tip very well (and tip every time), or show polite patience. Yes, this will get noticed and will help you get your drinks faster (but this doesn't replace tipping).

 

136. If it is your birthday, don't ask for a drink. You can let us know it's your birthday and if I like you/the group you chose to celebrate with, I may offer to buy you a drink. If you ask there is NO WAY you will get anything. The askers never tip and we know this first hand!

 

137. Please know that if you dont tip decent on the first round & you've just paid me cash & leave a .50 cent tip, when it comes to your ordering of your second round if I even decide to come back to you BELEIVE me when I tell you... You will get little to NO alcohol in your next round. So you might want to order a beer because I/we cant change the alcohol content in that!!! (Renee - Ft. Laud., FL)

 

138. This is a part of tipping: just because I may be of the same nationality or race as you are, doesn’t mean I’ll hook you up or serve you faster. So don’t be calling me "brother" or anything of the sort. No tip no service, just because in your country there is no such thing as a gratuity doesn’t mean you don’t have to , This is another country follow our rules not your own.

 

139. (I love this one) If you are sitting at the bar, being a jackass, winning a lot of money on pull tabs, and not tipping a dime....You do not have the right to ask "are you making a lot of money tonight?" and when I look at you with hatred and say "no". You do not have the right to say "Well, honey, if you really wanted to make money, you should've gone to college". You will be lucky to leave that bar alive!

 

140. If the bar is packed and we ask you "what are you drinking?" or "what do you want?", don't ask us how we are doing. You're answer is the name of a beverage, not a inquiry of our well being! If we walk to the next person and leave you standing drinkless, that's because we think that you are either wasted or mentally challenged and just don't understand the words that are coming out of our mouths!

 

141. If the bar is packed and we ask you "what are you drinking?" or "what do you want?", don't ask us how we are doing. You're answer is the name of a beverage, not a inquiry of our well being! If we walk to the next person and leave you standing drinkless, that's because we think that you are either wasted or mentally challenged and just don't understand the words that are coming out of our mouths!

 

142. When ordering a Vodka Soda please do not say Vodka Club. I do not know who spread the word that soda water is called "club”

 

143. Who gladly forks over $60 for four shots of Patron, thinks his life is a rap video, and can't leave the blue collar bartender a single dollar bill? It's you hommie!!! Good luck next time you come up for a drink.

 

144. Don’t come up to my station talking/texting on your cell and hold your finger up to me meaning I should wait. Get off your damn phone, or take your time. You are back to last in line.

 

145. NO ICE..... Does not mean that you get more alcohol/a stronger drink.

 

146. Never ask," what is the cheapest thing you have?" The answer is tap water, and that is what I will bring you.

 

147. (for guys) don't get pissed off if the bartender serves the girls next to you first, even if you've been there longer. It’s how the world works, deal with it or find a girl to order for you next time. And don’t call us sexist because we'd rather serve the hot chick next to you instead of your sweaty drunk ass, you'd do the same thing.

 

148. Very simply: 500 "Thank You's" will not pay my rent.

 

149. Don't ask your bartender where the after-work hangout is. We just got off at least a six to ten hour shift and it's 3am. Where the heck do you think I'm going? And no...you can't come with me.

 

150. Dont leave your phone # on your credit card slip with a small tip. i will laugh at you.

 

151. 20% or more always! It doesn’t matter WHO has told you less is acceptable, it’s not.

 

152. Don't say "you're kidding!" when I say we don't take credit cards. Always make sure that you know the bar takes cards before ordering a round with no cash in your pocket.

 

153. The customer is always right... and we decide who the customer is around here.

 

154. Don’t act like you are better than me because I am serving you, you try working on your feet moving nonstop for 6 to 8 hours, remembering multiple orders and change, listening to drunk people trying to be funny and all with a smile on our faces no matter what may be going on in your personal lives....... and besides chances are I make more money than you anyway .

 

155. When I ask you what you want, don't look around the bar and say "Umm... Umm... I'm not sure yet." You will be skipped.

 

156. If you tell me you’re a regular, then why the hell don't I know you? Regulars come in at the beginning of my shift when it's slow and may not leave until i do. They pay my bills during the slow season and I certainly do know their name and what they drink. If you come in at 12 on a Friday night every weekend, you’re not a regular your just a weekend tourist so don’t be surprised if I don’t care.

 

157. I do this job better than you do yours, have more fun, make more money. I am a professional. DO NOT ask what my proper job is! if I didn't do it properly i wouldn’t still be doing it!

 

158. No, I will not look for a cigarette for you.

 

159. When you order more than 3 different drinks I might not immediately know how much it will cost. Just give me the note you have in your hand and have been waving at me. It won't cost any less after I go and enter it into the register and come back to tell you how much it is.

 

160. I have been a bartender for 16 years now and the absolute worst question "what's good" or can you make a good Long Island Iced Tea or Margarita!!! If I can't make a good margarita I do not belong behind the bar and don't get upset when I say "No I make shitty drinks maybe you should try the bar next door". And when asking what’s good - what do you drink, I don't even know you, what do you like. When my answer to your insane question is a bottle of bud or a jack and coke that's because it is fast and I don't have time for your inability to order drinks. And please do not ask me to make you what I drink!! I promise you that you do not drink a Dirty Martini or Crown and Ginger, if you want an Apple martini or something gay like that than order it, because I am a chick does not mean that I drink like one! And lastly i do not need to write it down, please do not talk to me like I am an idiot; "wow, you can remember all that!" is completely uncalled for! Please do not assume that because I stand behind a bar instead of sitting behind a desk that it makes me a blithering idiot! I can remember what your order is and do not assume that A) you are smarter than me, you’re not or you make more money than me because chances are you probably don't. I love what I do - DO YOU?

 

161. If a bartender acknowledges you and tells you that they will be right with you, don't ask a question or give your order! If I were ready to take your order, we would not have said we would be right with you.

 

162. If by chance you happen to leave money on my side of the bar it is mine. Also If you happen to walk away from your money, no matter the amount of time the money is mine. you should not have been a dumb a$$ and walked away from it if you really needed it.

 

163. Don't come into the bar and ask for a drink, complain about the price and then say we'll the other bartender usually hooks me up with free or cheap drinks. All you've done is put his or her job on the line and made yourself look like a cheap ass.

 

164. If you are coming in for a pay per view event we are hosting and are only going to buy one soda and not tip, don't expect me to refill your glass for the next three hours. And don't get mad when I ignore you in leui of taking care of drinking customers. Certainly don't complain to management that I charged you for the soda and then expect me to even acknowledge you next time you come to my bar.

 

165. Screaming 'Excuse Me' at the top of your lungs is NOT polite, you are still being obnoxious and impatient, the fact that the phrase itself isn't rude doesn't help.

 

166. (This is a new trend in New York I've noticed) When you order vodka with a splash of cran, expect to get it in a smaller (rocks) glass. Just because you say 'splash' does not mean we will give you a full glass full of liqueur with a splash of cran. This is apparently the sly, new way to ask for a really strong drink.

 

167. If you order a rum and coke, expect to get the well rum. Do NOT say, 'Hey, I wanted Captain' after I make your drink... if you want a specific brand, ask for it.

 

168. NEVER, EVER, EVER tell a bartender to 'wait, hold on, give me a sec.' We don't have time for you to chat with all your friends about what you want, or finish your conversation or get all your money together. You should not get my attention until you are fully prepared to order... and ( I know it's been said before) don't be pissed when I walk away, your time is NOT more valuable than mine.

 

169. (For the women) Just because I am behind the bar with the rest of the things you are purchasing doesn’t mean I am for sale! I am a bartender not a prostitute! We deserve to be treated just the same way you would treat your banker, lawyer, your mother or any other member of your family! With RESPECT!

 

170. When you ask me for any light beer and I bring you a bud light, don’t tell me you prefer Coors light instead

 

171. Do not yell at me for speaking to your boyfriend. It’s my job to ask people if they need a drink when they are standing in front of me staring and the bar empty handed.

 

172. When you order a top shelf drink and I charge you for it, don’t repeat the price in complete shock and roll your eyes. "12 dollars???" yes, that’s what I said, next time order water if you don’t want to spend money

 

173.(From the UK) If time at the bar has been called do not come up to the bar demanding a drink because the reply will be "time has been called, not allowed to serve anymore" calling me a fat cow or bitch will just mean that the half empty drink in your hand will be down the sink and security will be throwing you out 17 minutes before your friends politely leave.

 

174. For all the girls who are so wasted that they can't see straight, maybe now is not the best time to get up on the bar and make an ass of yourself. When you fall back into my ice bin or if you are lucky enough for me to catch you don't laugh and start dancing on the bar again. You can get hurt.

 

175. There is no bigger asshole in the world then the guy who runs up a three hundred dollar tab, goes home and calls the credit card company to charge it back. If you didn't intend to pay for your drinks then stay home. You are an asshole and a thief.

 

176. To the drunk girl who fell on my side of the bar and landed on 5 bottles of absolute. I understand you are hurt but guess what it's your fault. Get out from behind my bar and have one of your friends pick the glass out of your back on the way out the door.

 

177. Don't ask what the cheapest drink is and then tell me to make it really strong. Then when I ask for your id because you are obviously a rookie, don't huff and puff and tell me you already showed to another bartender or tell me the club is 21 and over. I know that, I work here but that doesn't mean you little fucking kids don't manage to sneak in. Don't tell me your friend has your id. No id, no drink. Then if you do finally pull out an id after a minor temper tantrum at least be older than 21 and like two or three months. If you look or act young I will id you.

 

178. If you want to play stump the bartender then guess what, you are stranded and i'm moving on. No I don't know what a super sexy rosy ass kisser is just because it's popular in your college town in bum fuck Iowa or wherever you are from. If you don't know what's in it you are not going to get it. I'm not going to ask another bartender because I can tell you now that they don't know either.

 

179. Whichever measurement the bartender pours into your whiskey cola, vodka cranberry, etc, is the standard in their bar/pub. If you think 2cl is not enough than feel free to pay for a double.

 

180. Don't order a drink in a tall glass and complain how weak it is. A bigger glass means more wash not more alcohol.

 

181. This goes to the douchbag that stands at the bar while talking on his mobile phone and then keeps getting annoyed at not being served, if you don’t have time to get off your fucking phone and have some manners I don’t have time to care what you want to drink let alone make it.

 

182. This is a pub, if we're nice enough to let your screaming kids in you will a)follow all the rules we set for them,. they were set for a reason.

b)keep them from annoying other customers

and

c) not be an arsehole when we pull you for breach of a or b.

 

183. don't complain to me that you've been queing for half an hour(not possible! we know who's next unless you're just a knobber and we've been ignoring you!), then decide to scan the bar and ho hum about what you want to drink- you've had 'half an hour' to build up that thirst buddy- you must know what you bloody want by now!!!

 

184. (Apparently this is typical in Germany) If your wife went with another guy you would like to tell it to someone. If I´m not busy it´s ok for me but never wait for an answer. She might have had her reasons...

 

185. (Australia) If you're not looking at me with your hand out when i return with your change, it going on the bar. I don’t care if there is a massive puddle there. Your money is getting wet. nor do i care if someone else picks it up off the bar. I'm not going to stand there with my hand out waiting for u to finish you’re conversation to take your change.

 

186. (Australia) To the ladies... if you come up to the bar dressed like a tart with a low-cut top on i will take a glance. Then i will charge u full price. Your lack of self respect is not my problem.

 

187. (Australia) We are not enforcing the law of the state for our own enjoyment. if we tell you that you can’t smoke here, drink outside, get a drink after midnight it is because it is illegal to do so. As much as u might think you are a good bloke and worthy of an exception, you’re not worth getting fined over. Deal with it.

 

188. Don't just order a pint of lager. Look at the pumps and then order your pint. They're not just there for fun. You don't go to the supermarket and ask the staff for a box of cereal do you?

 

189. (Australia) Asking the barmen/floor staff for their id is just plain rude. We obviously are of age to serve/ empty your ashtray/ pick up that empty glass. You will be sent home no matter how pissed or sober you are.

 

190. No I don't remember you. No I don't know your name. Do you know how many people I've 'met' at the bar? I sure as hell don't need you wasting my time trying to get me to remember you. And don't be mad when I don't. Order your drink, pay, tip, and move along. If you truly are a regular or a great tipper then I WILL remember you. Chances are I will know what you drink way before I figure out your name. You've truly become successful in life when we ask you for 'your usual?' or we do call you by your name.

 

191. Once you're cut off, you're cut off. Dont try walking to another bar or getting your mates to buy you one because there is a fair chance that the other bartenders (who are also my close friends) will know about you and if you try to fool us and treat us like s*** the bouncers/security will be happy to show you the way out.

 

192. If you wreck something in our venue, prepare to pay for it. Dont think you can smash a door or window and think you'll get away with it because you're drunk. Like in any store, 'you break it, you bought it'.

 

193. (Guinness must be a huge issue because here is another one) I hate it when someone orders like 10 drinks, THEN at the end... they ask for 3 pints of Guinness. OH GOD ASK FOR THE GUINESS FIRST!

 

194. When I ask you for some identification, do not challenge me with 'Why? I bet I'm older than you!" You’re not. What you are doing is annoying me and other staff - and if we are annoyed, you don't get served.

 

195. (The next several are from Sydney, Australia) Do not, under any circumstances place your money on the bar and expect me to pick it up..... Put it in my hand. The bar is busy, and you drunken fools tend to spill your drinks/shots and expect us to clean it up... and I sure as hell don’t want wet notes and coins going into my tills... and if your drinks come to $10 and you put 5 $2 coins on the bar (and not in my hand) and walk away.... expect me to under pour your next drink.

 

196. Yes, we have water.... and its easier for us to put a jug of it and glasses at the end of the bar so you can help yourself, and we can serve the PAYING customers.... Do NOT roll your eyes when we tell you where it is!... and if you prefer bottled water, do not complain about the price..... If you’re such a tight ass, drink the free tap water (on ice) that we provide for you and stop trying to be such a big shot.

 

197. Manners matter!... saying please and thank you to your bar tender shows your parents raised you right and you have common courtesy and respect for the person who is working hard to serve you.

 

198. If you ask me if any of my female co-workers are single... I’m going to tell you they’re lesbians, or they have a boyfriend... chances are they have made me serve you because they think you’re a tool, and we will be laughing about you as soon as you walk away.

 

199. If you take our photo without asking, we will shower you and your camera with water..... Just because I smile and look like I’m having fun... doesn’t mean i want my photos all over your Facebook.

 

200. If the bar is busy, do not ask us to watch your drink for you, while you go outside for a cigarette... i have better things to do....

 

201. No i don’t have a cigarette lighter you can borrow.... and even if I did I would not give it to you, as chances are I won’t be getting it back

 

202. Do not ask me to over-pour your drink... when stocktake time comes around, I’m the one who has to answer questions, and I don’t particularly feel like putting the job i love at risk, so a random stranger can get intoxicated quicker

 

203. (From New Zealand) If I tell you the shots are $2 each, please don't ask me if you can have one for $1. I'm not stupid and the shots are cheap enough.

 

 

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* If you fail to meet any of the above said rules of the bar, don't be surprised when one or several of our good friends in security take you by the arm and tell you to get the fuck out, they like us a lot more than they like you! And idiot, don't put up a fight, because they are bigger than you, and there's more of them than your mates. Nuff said.

 

If a bartender gives you attitude, you probably violated a rule, even if it's not posted here, so over tip. If you get attitude the next time, then leave because you have pissed me off more than money can buy you out of.

 

Also, if you be a pick to the floor staff, you will also feel the clubs wrath as many bartenders started on the floor, so piss them off, you piss us all off, and the above resolution will apply.

 

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"After you have ordered your drinks and finished interacting with us, we can appear invisible until you are ready to order again, this is perfectly natural, but...

 

BE WARNED: We have eyes and ears, we hear your conversations, we see every nuance of interaction, every sociological detail occurring between you and your friends, your date, your colleagues. If it is a slow night/day, we might be bored and you will become our entertainment. We will know more about you in the time

 

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TIPPING FOR DUMMIES:

This is a simple breakdown for the proper tip amount that should be left - If your bill is between $10 and $90, double the first # in the TOTAL. So, if your bill is $20, you owe me $4 for a tip. Simple enough?

 

that you spend in our bar/pub than you will ever know about us. Please take this into consideration when talking loudly at the bar about your personal life or when expressing your opinions, when looking down your nose at us.

 

Treat us like shit, like servants, or act on the fact that just because you earn more money than us in your nine-to-five office asylum that you're better than us, then you might get regret your actions.

 

REMEMBER: we've seen you, we've heard you and we know that the girl you're trying to impress is not your wife.

 

Just because we're polishing glasses doesn't mean we're not paying attention.

 

Tip well."

-Thanks Phil Rickwood, love this insight (read less)"

[Anonym bruker]

dytt

[Anonym bruker]

Ja, dette gadd vi lese...NOT

[TurboMaria]

gadd ikke lese hele greia, men hvis dette er alle reglene man skal følge for å gå på bar, så går jeg heller på polet og mikser meg drinker selv...

[Anonym bruker]

Enig! Polet og hjem. For hjemme har vi kun to regler: Ikke spis gul snø og ikke pul en same. Enkelt og greit :-)

[TurboMaria]

Hvorfor får man ikke pule samer?

[Anonym bruker]

OG HVA ER GALT MED SAMER OM JEG TØR SPØRRE???

[Anonym bruker]

Fy f*** så irriterende!!!

Bartendere deler ut drinker! De redder ikke verden og de er ikke så fantastisk flinke og pene som de fleste av dem tror!!!

 

(Nei, jeg er ikke en plagsom kunde, jeg vifter med lappen min, får blikkkontakt, smiler og bestiller, når jeg har fått drinken min sier jeg pent takk og forlater baren!!)

[Anonym bruker]

Så bra )

[Anonym bruker]

Jeg går ut fra at dette skal være ironisk. Om så ikke er tilfelle og bartendere faktisk har et slikt syn på kundene sine forstår jeg veldig godt hvorfor så mange barer går konkurs.